I found this quote on the web and nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
As political gestures go, voting for the Libertarian Party is only slightly more mature than writing in the name of your dog, and if taken at face value it's a bit like wanting the country to be run by model railroaders or a particularly embittered computer users' group.
Courtesy of 101-280
Unfortunately, it's a little wordy to go on a t-shirt, but it's still very funny.
