I was thinking about a certain raconteur that I worked with at my last employer. He was known to tell a few, shall we say, unverifiable stories. After a long evening, and one story too many I looked him in the eye and effectively said I didn't believe him. He replied with the unforgettable line.
"I only lie when I know you won't believe me."
Just thinking about the implications of what this means makes me laugh.
