Although I mostly dislike newspaper reporting where the text is filled with informal language, sarcasm, or irony I found this quote from a recent Star Tribune article about State Fair food very funny.
"Demonstrating a rare display of self-control -- when it comes to sweets I have the self control of Britney Spears at a low-rise-jeans sale ... "
Rick Nelson, of the Star Tribune.
I'm going to have to tuck that little gem away for later use.
