To Infinity and Beyond

A co-worker named Larry had a box in his office yesterday for an item that his wife wished to return. It was some sort of "cropping station table" that people use in their pursuit of scrapbooking.

We were both amused by one of the bullet points on the box.

So in a huge font it says.

Infinitly adjustable to ANY height

But in wee letters it adds, Between 20" and 40".

1. I love the spelling of "infinitly"
2. I love the fact that this thing can be adjusted to ANY height as long as it's between the minimum and maximum. By that logic my height is infinitely adjustable between 5' and 5' 10", depending on my slouch.

I should have some fine print tattooed somewhere on my body disclaiming anything that I might have said.