Check out the stuff for sale on eBay seized by the TSA at airports.
I've been trying to buy 30 - 50 pound lots of scissors but keep getting outbid by some other, more enthusiastic bidder.
Q. What do you intend to do with 50 pounds of scissors?
A. I plan to run with them.
Q. No, really what do you plan to do with them?
A. Next time my carry-on bags are x-rayed I can see if anyone is paying attention.
Q. No, that's probably a federal crime, what do you really want to do with them?
A. You are on my Christmas card list aren't you? What do you think you are getting this year?
June 2008
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