The long awaited scissors I purchased on Ebay have finally arrived.
The thirty pound box contained 453 pairs of scissors and one combination bottle opener/pocket knife. (I'll announce the winner to the "guess how many scissors are in thirty pounds" contest as soon as I figure out who it was.
Many of the scissors were in excellent condition, some were even in their original packaging.
Some of the scissors have names written on these. I would like to return these to their rightful owners if possible.
The thirty pound box contained 453 pairs of scissors and one combination bottle opener/pocket knife. (I'll announce the winner to the "guess how many scissors are in thirty pounds" contest as soon as I figure out who it was.
Many of the scissors were in excellent condition, some were even in their original packaging.
Some of the scissors have names written on these. I would like to return these to their rightful owners if possible.
- Dave: These red scissors had a lot of doodling on them. I think they must have meant a lot to Dave.
- Chase H.
- Amelia Pungler
- Alexa Wiebusch

Seriously - you should mention this to Rob Cockerham at cockeyed.com. As he's so interested in "How Much is Inside" stuff.
p.s. I sucked at guessing.
I like your shirt. Where can I find one like it?
STOP MAKING US WAIT!!!! Who won???
I have no idea where I bought that shirt. Sorry, I can't help with that. Would you like a pair of scissors as a parting gift?
Good Lord, man. Don't make me break out the bad puns.
"Aren't you ever going to tell us who made the cut?"
I can think of more. Don't make me do it.
What the heck?
I think I see my long lost pair of scissors in
there!
"I'm going mad for sheer frustration!"
They'll only get worse, you know.