Here is a great list of "Software Engineering Proverbs" My favorites were these two.
Q: How many QA testers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: QA testers don't change anything. They just report that it's dark. -- Kerry Zallar Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But the house falls down. -- Andrew Siwko
