I'm a Winner

There a couple of things in life that always make me feel like I won something.

1. When I buy a whole bunch of groceries and the total bill is an even amount like $60.
2. When I peel an orange or apple and the peel come off in one piece.
3. When I buy something on Ebay that is actually an auction. I know it's dumb but I still feel like I won.

What makes me feel like a loser?

1. Getting a fortune cookie with no fortune.
2. Sending out a really important email, but forgetting the promised attachment, referencing a date which doesn't exist in support of a meeting which I inadvertently scheduled in the past.
3. Buying something I know I already own, but can't find.
4. Hitting the curb when I parrallel park.

What about you?