Movies: November 2004 Archives

Polar Express

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Based on the negative reviews of Polar Express I wasn't looking forward to seeing this movie. It wasn't my idea of a must see movie for date night. I was not expecting much from this movie going experience.

[I'll put the rest in the extended part of the post, so you can stop reading now if you don't want to read anything potentially spoiling.]

National Treasure

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I saw National Treasure last night. I didn't pick the movie, BTW.

When the credits rolled my comment was, "I'm glad they still make movies for the 10-12 year old set."

The movie tried to have some sort of "Da Vinci Code" like feel, replete with clues, puzzles and conspiracies. The movie didn't have any suspense at all. The clues and puzzles felt more like someone trying to teach me about American History in the guise of a fun movie. Unfortunately, it flunked on all accounts.

The acting and script were equivalent to an "After School TV Special" when I was growing up.

Perhaps the problem is having seen "Team America". That movie is such a satire of big budget, overblown, over the top soundtrack, Hollywood movies, I'll probably never be able to enjoy another movie in this genre again.

In parting, don't even bother seeing this movie if you're an adult. If you have to see it, at least go to a matinee.

I still wish I could be as cool as Nicholas Cage, even in this dumb movie.

Why do I stay until the end

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This post is in response to "Kinni" who commented on my review of the latest Bridget Jones's movie.

"Kinni" asks the following question.

"Did someone chain you to your chair? I've never understood a person who sits through an entire movie and hates the whole thing (meaning I need an explanation for my own behavior, as well)."

So why did I stay to see the end of this really horrible movie? (Why do I almost always read a dreadful book all the way to the end? I've tackled this topic once before, but perhaps I didn't delve deep enough into it.)

Here are some reasons why I stayed in the theater for this horrible movie.

I didn't have anything else to do. I am only counting the things I had an actual opportunity to do and felt sufficiently motivated to actually consider. At that moment it was either a movie or a nap. A movie seemed like it might be a more entertaintaining option.

I was thinking of you, the blog audience. I knew you would appreciate my insights later. No sacrifice is too great, no movie too horrible, if only I can blog about it later.

I didn't really think the movie could get much worse. So since I knew it was bad, and it probably wasn't going to get any better, as least my hopes aren't going to be dashed.

I paid the money. I had invested $4.75 in seeing this movie, by golly I was going to get everything the movie had to offer me. Unfortunately, it was only a nickels worth of entertainment in the end.

It's possible that the movie could have redeemed itself by the end. You always have to posess hope; it might have gotten better by the end, it was mathematically possible.

Early in the movie I started thinking about what the movie meant in terms of exploring the notion of "human awkwardness". While the plot, the script, the acting were all sub-par, there were some interesting ideas contained in the movie. Unfortunately, it was only 15 minutes or so of good ideas.

Staying until the end is a funny notion. I have often described to people the difference between the feeling of investing in a stock long or for the long term and buying or selling options. When you go long on a stock, you can always fool yourself that it will come back someday. You can convince yourself that short of bankruptcy and delisting, someday you be back "in the money" again.

This isn't the case when buying and selling options. Once you hit the date where the option contract expires, there is no fooling yourself. Either you made money, or you lost money. When you are "in the money" on an options position, I find myself very conservative about additional risk. It's more like a case of "I made my money, now let's get out while the getting is good."

Shorting stocks feels similar too, because you have to imagine paying out money if the stock price is going up and you have buy the stock back when you are out of the money. In shorting, you actually have to actively managed being wrong. If you don't , with nearly infinite downside, you could theoretically bankrupt yourself. You're not going to do that, but you can think about it that way. (I've heard shorting described as unleashing "infinite risk" upon oneself. I have never yet seen a stock proceed to infinity. Until the day arrives when a stock reaches an infinite price, I suggest that the risk is high, and you have to have the time to pay attention to your short positions.)

Isn't a significant part of life all about hope? Someday we all hope that life will get better. Almost all of us stay to the end, hoping it will get better. I for one plan on staying in my seat until the last credit rolls and the staff starts to clean out the theater.

I'm officially dumber now

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I like to watch an afternoon matinee while the kids are sleeping on Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Sometimes this leads me to choose movies based on show time rather than artistic considerations.

Today the movie was "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason". Nothing I had read made me think I would like this movie. But given my limited choices it didn't seem like it could be that awful.

The move was indeed awful. Here is a list of some of the more annoying things about the movie.

  • The main character talking and looking at the audience.
  • Cutesy graphics during the movie.
  • A plot that with absolutely no surprise.
  • Hugh Grant, need I say more.
  • Women in the audience gasping when Hugh Grant kissed RenĂ©e Zellweger.
  • A sound track which was so sappy I was in utter disbelief.
  • An annoying heroine.
  • Unbelievable supporting characters.

So was there anything I liked? Well I like British accents. That was nice. I don't know if they were real, but at least it didn't sound like I was in Minnesota.

I think the movie could be re-cut into a 10-15 minute short, which would be an essay on awkwardness. That's part of the human condition. We all have had a moment, where we feel as awkward as Bridget, I suppose. That would leave and awful lot of the movie on the cutting room floor.

I'm going to have to watch at least two proper submarine movies to cleanse myself from this awful movie.

Huckabee’s

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I just saw the movie I Heart Huckabees. My brain is still swimming. What did I just see? Was is it a dream, a movie, or an illusion? Is my life a dream, a nightmare, an illusion; what is real?

Four people in my theater hated this movie enough to walk out about mid way.

When it was all over I heard the thunderous applause of one hand clapping.

Ephemera

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