• If you want to go to the Como Zoo, raise your hand, if you want to do chores instead call me names and punch your sister. #
• Netflix Wii streaming disc arrived today – setup was fast – first movie looked great! Looks like the death of physical format wars. #
• Overhear today "Look you can't see my underwear – even if you try" #
• Handing me your kindle is asking for mischief – it's called Kindle Roulette when I d/l unexpected books for you. #
• Email says the Wii NetFlix instant streaming disc should arrive this week. Wonder if I'll navigate my queue with the balance board. #
• I love seeing a live band in the middle of the day – I wonder if "The Deduplicates" will take the show on the road? #
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• Pw #
• RT:@gapingvoid GOSH! There's a lot more to human dynamics and relationships than sending people links!!!!! #
• Today's shaving cut made it look like I lost a knife fight – usually that only happens when I have an important appointment. #
• Joe Mauer headline bigger than health care vote headline – we truly have the government we deserve. #
• Hurt Locker or Crazy Heart? #
• What gets more mind share in spring: Lent or the Lent special on filet-o-fish at McDonalds? #
• Yesterday was the first time I experienced being lost in a book only to have it abruptly shut off when the battery died. #

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“I have the theory that news is now driven not by editors who know anything,” the comedian and commentator Bill Maher recently observed. “I think it’s driven by people who are” slacking off at work and “surfing the Internet.” He added, “It’s like a country run by ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ ”

NYTimes: Texts Without Context http://s.nyt.com/u/ag1

• First real bike ride of the year with the kids. 10 miles, two meltdowns, one lost glove, and the boy a girl collided angrily leaving blood. #
• I've just come down with an incredible craving for bread pudding. #
• I got the short form. See my answers for yourself in 72 years. #
• Every over advertised nothing movie you have seen in the last 30 years rolled into one http://bit.ly/a6GLFc #
• I'm making my plan's for St. Urho's Day – have you? http://bit.ly/b4pYFr (Yes, it's a made up holiday, just like all other holidays.) #

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• I can't remember when a commercial made me feel this happy – can I buy a motorcycle now? http://youtu.be/-cM9S2AzU28 #
• Would I be super perky if I worked in a coffee shop? #
• I'm wearing Dickies paired with corporate label sweatshirt tonight #oscars #

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• Hotel soaps are such a practical souvenir #outofsoappleasebuymore #
• ooh haven't had one of those in a long time, good call @gltolle in reply to gltolle #
• I don't know why I drove to Milwaukee and didn't pick up a kringle or brats to share http://www.kringle.com/ http://www.usinger.com/ #
• I want to be in a self portrait parade too. #
• Love the Canadian sweaters at closing ceremony! #
• I've got my traveling shoes on … #

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