• I think that there should be an exercise gym where people put together Ikea furniture. #iloveworkinginmyhomefurniturefactory #
• Keanu Reeves immortal? http://youtu.be/nEubt6HpGhs This explains everything. #

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• At Ikea, surprisingly the 81" bookcases fit in the Saturn fine. Unfortunately, my partner in crime, Matthew must now also pack flat. #

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• As manned spaceflight ruined toaster expectations, wifi on planes begs the question why AT&T drops calls like a blind juggler. #
• Leaving early. #
• On a scale of 1-10, please describe the color red. #

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• I can't seem to motivate myself to read any book by Jane Austen. Perhaps if my friends banded together and would pay me. Any offers? #

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