- I love watching a Twins game at Target Field! Watching them lose by 11 runs helped me grasp the tempered optimism of average Minnesota fans. #
- Wearing socks in bed invites the sock monster to venture out from it's hidden lair under the bed. #
- Retrieving the bar of soap from the garbage disposal was hard – maybe I should have given into temptation and turned the switch on. #
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