• I love watching a Twins game at Target Field! Watching them lose by 11 runs helped me grasp the tempered optimism of average Minnesota fans. #
• Wearing socks in bed invites the sock monster to venture out from it's hidden lair under the bed. #
• Retrieving the bar of soap from the garbage disposal was hard – maybe I should have given into temptation and turned the switch on. #

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• I am so good at growing plants that respond well to benign neglect. #
• Really quite annoyed by the campaign literature headed towards my house is advocating a "show me your papers" state. #
• It is primary day in Minnesota – vote early, vote once! #
• These are not the files you are looking for … #wookieleaks #

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• The time I spent in a "twisty maze of passageways, all alike" was great actually great prep for life http://bit.ly/949mgL #
• Camel & Ostrich racing @ Canterbury Park Sunday http://bit.ly/a0zBVz – I've never wanted to go to the race track until now. #
• Had a phenomenal steak last night. The fact that my job occasionally involves steak is a really nice bonus. #
• I don't recall putting "should be within arms reach of ice machine" in my travel profile. #

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• Words and photos can never do justice to the majesty of the corn palace in Mitchell, SD. Will I be famous enough to have a corn portrait? #
• Did you know Minnesota state law prohibits voting if you are intoxicated? #
• I know it's ironic to mention it on twitter, but I am really enjoying longform.org which is a "best of" site for long articles on the web. #
• If anyone wants to try tarp surfing I own several large blue tarps and can find a good parking lot. http://kottke.org/10/07/tarp-surfing #
• Most email would be better if people limited themselves to 160 char bursts. #
• Can anyone explain why the Kansas City Consolidated Rental Car building is so nice? It's twice as nice as the airport. #

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• I think that there should be an exercise gym where people put together Ikea furniture. #iloveworkinginmyhomefurniturefactory #
• Keanu Reeves immortal? http://youtu.be/nEubt6HpGhs This explains everything. #

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• At Ikea, surprisingly the 81" bookcases fit in the Saturn fine. Unfortunately, my partner in crime, Matthew must now also pack flat. #

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• As manned spaceflight ruined toaster expectations, wifi on planes begs the question why AT&T drops calls like a blind juggler. #
• Leaving early. #
• On a scale of 1-10, please describe the color red. #

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• I can't seem to motivate myself to read any book by Jane Austen. Perhaps if my friends banded together and would pay me. Any offers? #

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• Where can I buy a vuvuzela by morning? #
• Video conferencing makes me want to practice mad improv skills. I need better props. #
• Upgrade of iPod touch went quick. Loving the folders, multitasking, backgrounds and general snappiness. #
• Feels like a long day! #
• Someone let me drive their car in India and not just around the block – across town, flyovers, turning circles, construction and everything! #

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• Amateur indexes reveal secrets – Vonnegut was ahead of every one. http://amzn.com/k/1L4C5BKXFF17J #Kindle #
• Why does walking up the oddly square jet ways with the portholes at Schiphol make me feel at home? #

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