I think that there should be an exercise gym where people put together Ikea furniture. #iloveworkinginmyhomefurniturefactory # Keanu Reeves immortal? http://youtu.be/nEubt6HpGhs This explains everything. # Powered by Twitter Tools.
At Ikea, surprisingly the 81" bookcases fit in the Saturn fine. Unfortunately, my partner in crime, Matthew must now also pack flat. # Powered by Twitter Tools.
As manned spaceflight ruined toaster expectations, wifi on planes begs the question why AT&T drops calls like a blind juggler. # Leaving early. # On a scale of 1-10, please describe the color red. # Powered by Twitter Tools.
I can't seem to motivate myself to read any book by Jane Austen. Perhaps if my friends banded together and would pay me. Any offers? # Powered by Twitter Tools.
Where can I buy a vuvuzela by morning? # Video conferencing makes me want to practice mad improv skills. I need better props. # Upgrade of iPod touch went quick. Loving the folders, multitasking, backgrounds and general snappiness. # Feels like a long day! # Someone let me drive their car in India and not
Amateur indexes reveal secrets – Vonnegut was ahead of every one. http://amzn.com/k/1L4C5BKXFF17J #Kindle # Why does walking up the oddly square jet ways with the portholes at Schiphol make me feel at home? # Powered by Twitter Tools.
I quite enjoy the use of HPS, Human Positioning Services, i.e. rolling down your window and asking bystanders for driving directions. # Am I getting a hair cut or cutting my losses? # Powered by Twitter Tools.
Due to a higher than normal volume of email, witty answers may be delayed. # "The future's a weirder place than we thought it would be when we were little kids." – For the Win, Cory Doctorow – couldn't be any truer. # Powered by Twitter Tools.
Relieved that I misheard the airport announcement – the flight was for Allegiant Air not Legion Air. # Tim has unlocked the Advanced Power Leech badge at McCarran Airport. # Wondering if attending to email has become our generation's prayer beads http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_beads # Working on an anti to-do list – things I shouldn't do. #
I plan to read and answer email with my one wild and precious life. # Why yes I would like to do some unplanned plumbing. #waterworld # If you plan on stealing something, always avoid stealing tracking devices or at least turn them off. # Did I mention my wife's precious iPhone was stolen and